I bought my girlfriend's new album today, of course. I love it. Shocker. :-)

I'm on the rag, and as you all know, that's never a good time for me....Anyway...I feel like a disgusting, useless and worthless piece of shit that contributes absolutely NOTHING to society, and not only that, I'm ugly and gross and disfigured and asymmetrical and I KNOW children are frightened of my horrid appearance. Just call me Quasimodo. And though I've sort of denounced relationships and love for myself, temporarily at least, its very upsetting to know that no one desires or fancies me, even though I don't want it, its the principle of the thing. I just think its horribly unfair that not only am I cursed with this nose, I've also got NO visible cheekbones, just fatty cheeks, I have fat Jagger lips, HORRIBLY crooked teeth....I'm a mess. My parents must have lost a bet with God. I know you people think its funny, but it's NOT fucking funny. Know why you hang out with me? Cuz I'm the ugly friend that makes ya'll feel better about yourselves. "Hey, Man...no matter HOW bad things get, at least I don't look like QuasiJamie." I hate everybody. :-(